Mom just announced we were going to a new school, Alphabet Academy. There were no more packed lunches of the ONLY three things I would eat: plain penne pasta, kalbi (bbq Korean beef), and kkim (korean roasted and salted seaweed). And, on top of all that, there was salmon lasagna and kale on the menu at school. And there weren’t even any substitutions! I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad meal.
I think I’ll move to Cheshire.